Academy honors safest, least controversial movie of year
8:02 p.m. Priceless montage bringing together hosts of Oscar past. Crystal and Rock in a tent! Steve Martin's spooky kids! LETTERMAN!!! 8:05 p.m. Jon Stewart's opening monologue. Love the "Walk the Line is Ray with white people" joke. 8:13 p.m. Hilarious montage of scenes in classic westerns that could be misconstrued as gay. John Wayne's gonna tie you to the wagon wheel!

