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Hey, what happened to my blood?

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Some TV shows have a nasty habit of creating a medical emergency as an easy way out of a storyline. It's overdone, cheap and slightly insulting to the viewers' attention spans. While on the same fault line, some medical shows use cheap drama as an excuse to show overdone and boring medicine. Only the best shows know how to spin the victim angle to better the series. As you can tell, this is something that bothers me. Exhibit one: "Entourage." When Johnny Drama wanted calf implants, the show teased. Drama would check out other guys' legs at parties, accusing them of lying about whether they were real or fake, like always, making a fool out of himself. You couldn't help but be happy for Drama when Vince celebrated his success by rewarding his bro with a leg-job. But the story never went anywhere. The writers dropped the calf gimmick like Vince cut off Ari, leaving Drama too ashamed to ever wear a pair of cut-offs.


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A 'Tetris' and trance cocktail

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"Tetris" on acid. That's really the only way to describe "Lumines Live!" Like in a lot of other "Tetris"-inspired puzzle games, blocks of four squares drop down from the top of the screen to be matched with like colors and form ever larger squares of the same color, while another line moves from left to right to clear the new super blocks. It's a simple concept that gets turned up to 11 with constantly changing thumping electronic beats and crazy pulsating background graphics called "skins."


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Not-yo best effort

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Where do I even start? Well, how about this: Don't let the fact that "Nacho Libre" is written and directed by Jared Hess fool you. Hess is best known for writing and directing the hit "Napoleon Dynamite," but let me forewarn you that "Nacho" is nothing like the 2004 smash that got Hess recognized. It's as if "Nacho" tries too hard to outshine "Napoleon" with its humor. It ends up failing miserably.


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Aniston goes on another 'break'

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Stubbornness can be a rabbit hole. You take a stand to start with, and then, without realizing it, you're so far stuck in your own mess, you can't get out. Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston -- making the most out of two shallow characters -- can relate. Although she turns him down the first time, they meet at a Cubs game, the two end up dating and after an excessively long montage of pictures of the two together, the movie picks up with the two in a serious relationship, sharing a condo together. Within the first 15 minutes of the film, Brooke, frustrated that Gary can never recognize her needs, calls things off. However, the two fail to discuss their living situation, and as Brooke claims the bedroom to herself, Gary turns the living room into his domain; the two go head on as they each argue to keep the condo themselves.

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A long way to legendary

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I'll start with the positives because there's only one: John Legend can carry one hell of a tune. Now, to the negatives. The first: song-writing. The first song, "Save Room," is repetitive to say the least (the word "save" is sung over 25 times. I mean come on, grab a thesaurus). It's also his inability to mask his themes, even just slightly, behind metaphors that are detrimental to his lyrics. He named a song "P.D.A." for God's sake. Along with his repetition, he seems to love writing the cliché love songs full of obvious rhyme schemes. While good song-writing can sometimes go unnoticed; oftentimes, the bad will glare at you and smack you in the face.


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The Noise? Zzzzzz...

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Noise Floor is a collection of non-album singles, B-sides and covers -- conveniently gathered up for you Conor Oberst completists out there. And that is, indeed, who should get it -- folks who adore Mr. Bright Eyes and can't get enough. Folks who have not only embraced all the things that divide music fans over Oberst -- the quavering, slightly nasal voice; the sincere (or contrived) lyrics; the minimalism -- but who are content to listen to him unleash one very similar-sounding song after another. Because, for a collection of odds and sods, Noise Floor gets surprisingly repetitive -- formulaic, even.


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Building a theater of the morbid

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My Chemical Romance's newest effort, The Black Parade, oozes with theatrics. From its loose concept theme about a cancer patient -- effectively named "The Patient" -- in a hospital to its rock opera-esque sound reminiscent of Queen and David Bowie, lead singer Gerard Way directs his band mates through the 14-track disc like a modern day Music Man. Although some cuts such as "The Sharpest Lives" and "House of Wolves" harken back to MCR's in-your-face screamo roots prevalent on 2004's Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, or 2002's I Brought You Bullets My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love, The Black Parade jumps around the musical spectrum, splicing in different styles and genres. Sometimes, it's acoustic guitar and piano. Other times, its vaudeville, with the aforementioned hint of Queen and Bowie. In the album's


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Idle hands, boring movie

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By the third time around, you're going to know whether you'll like "Saw III," based on your opinions of the previous two. You'll be able to look past the implausibility of a near-death old man (Tobin Bell) and his sole assistant's (Shawnee Smith) miraculous ability to kidnap so many people and create such elaborate torture devices within a horror warehouse. And how this man happens to know everything that has happened to his victims in the past few years... and how he can somehow plan out every action that will unfold over the next weeks... because damnit, who cares -- you just want to see some good old-fashioned torture scenes. You sick bastard, you.


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Tidying up the mess for the sake of convention

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At one point in Augusten Burroughs' life, he went to see a Lina Wertmüller film festival and commented on how odd it was that in French films, a clown shows up crying while an erstwhile heroine lays in the foreground. "I don't get it," he says, "Not yet, anyway." The genius of Burroughs' book is that there always seems to be something semi-normal going on in the foreground, while an odd and out-of-place clown seems to be crying the whole time in the background.


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'Catch' some Zs

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As I sat down to watch "Catch a Fire," I quickly realized as the opening credits began to roll, I would be flying this mission solo. Not a single person ever walked in, save for the occasional theater employee, and even they didn't want to stay for long. So as I watched the movie and struggled to stay awake during a film that is supposed to be so powerful and exciting, I wondered to myself why nobody would want to see it.


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Student's Web site receives national attention

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Garnering widespread national media coverage, campus reaction has been deeply split on IU Ph.D. student Chris Soghoian's decision to develop a Web site that produces fake Northwest Airlines boarding passes. As a result of creating the site, which has since been taken down, the FBI and Transportation Security Administration have been investigating Soghoian, and Saturday his apartment was raided by FBI agents, who secured a search warrant beforehand.


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'Bug' in new UITS Webmail filter causes some to miss e-mails

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Senior Ben Atkinson expected to receive two e-mails last week from professors at the University of British Columbia who said they would revise his honors thesis. However, the messages never made it to his IU Webmail inbox. After two days of waiting, Atkinson heard from a friend that the new spam filter University Information Technology Services implemented Oct. 17 was sending legitimate e-mails to spam folders. Atkinson discovered that the messages he was waiting for had been automatically sent to his spam folder earlier that week.


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Downtown Turnaround

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Dana Reynolds has worked at Ladyman's Cafe for 17 years. She has owned it for five. But now she has five months to make a "life-changing decision" regarding the future of the restaurant, which has been an institution of downtown Bloomington for nearly 50 years. • "Our downtown is changing, and it is going to grow and be more corporate," Reynolds said. "I thought nothing would come through and change that homey, old-fashioned atmosphere of downtown." • Long-time downtown establishments, including Ladyman's Cafe, Jiffy Treet and the Den are leaving the locations they inhabited for decades.


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2006 Hoosiers lowest scoring in history of program at 1.6 goals netted per game

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As far as IU men's soccer coach Mike Freitag is concerned, scoring goals is the hardest thing to do in soccer. Apparently, this year it's a little tougher than others. The 2006 IU men's soccer team is the lowest scoring team in the 34 years of the Hoosier program. In the 18 games played thus far, IU has averaged 1.61 goals per game. At the same point last season, the team averaged 2.72 goals per game.


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Hoosiers remain unbeaten with sweep of DePaul U.

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The IU men's hockey team remained unbeaten last weekend with two wins against DePaul University. The Hoosiers improved their record to 4-0-2 with the wins in Chicago last Friday and Saturday. "Both games showed some challenges for the team, and I'm happy to see we overcame those challenges," senior forward Reed Schafer said. "We had all four lines play hard, and that is something we look for early in the season. In general, I'm happy about how the team played as a whole this weekend."


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Club defeat of ranked opponent highlights 8-3 fall record

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The IU club baseball team shut out regional powerhouse Illinois on Oct. 21, capturing not just its biggest win of the season but arguably the most important in the young club's brief history, club baseball founder and president Matt Ostrega said. Though it was an exhibition matchup, the 4-0 defeat of No. 11 Illinois marks the club's second victory over a National Club Baseball Association top-20 team in club baseball's two-year existence at IU. Team leaders said the win boosted the 8-3 club's confidence entering the winter training period before games resume in the spring.


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Light a cigar for Red

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How do we define "the sports world?" When pundits say, "The sports world was shocked by today's events," who comprises such a body? The sports world is a fraternity of players, coaches and devoted, empty-pocketed fans who all share the same misery and jubilation at a season's end. And when one of the brothers of this hallowed fraternity abruptly departs, the sports world as a collective whole mourns the loss and celebrates the past. It so happens that over the weekend, a quintessential member of the sports world passed on, leaving an astonishing legacy behind. It is only right that I, as a fan and admirer of the greats who play each sport, pay homage to the greatest basketball coach in the history of the National Basketball Association, Red Auerbach.


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Manning's play no longer wows Colts' coach Dungy

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INDIANAPOLIS -- Peyton Manning's wizardry is becoming so commonplace his coach no longer considers it especially noteworthy. Manning, the NFL's top-rated passer, has led Indianapolis to 21 victories in the past 23 regular-season games. The two losses came after the Colts had already clinched home-field advantage in the playoffs and coach Tony Dungy used mainly reserves late last season.



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Toll road funds are for transportation only, Mourdock says

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An undergraduate science degree is an unusual educational background for an aspiring politician, but state treasurer Republican candidate Richard Mourdock said it's been helpful. Mourdock said if he is elected, he hopes to work to provide incentives for technology entrepreneurs. For example, he said entrepreneurs researching ethanol could receive help from the state with paying back interest on loans.