Bleeding Crimson
I can't help but get a little irked every time some Kentucky fan walks up to me in a bar, points to my IU hat (which I am rarely seen without) and says, "I bleed Kentucky blue." Dude, you do not bleed blue. You are not from Jupiter. You did not fly in on a space ship requesting of the first person you saw -- ray gun in hand -- to take you to Tubby Smith (UK basketball coach synonymous with pure evil). That makes you a liar. But I'm not. I bleed crimson. I can prove it. Cut me.

