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Every few years, there's a TV event that not only changes your life and your world but your very notion of what you thought the medium could do. On Aug. 6, a lovely (read: "horrifying") lady with the moniker "Somethin'" crapping on the floor of Flavor Flav's mansion in the premiere of Season 2 of "The Flavor of Love." It's unclear exactly what lead up to this earth-shattering moment, as it rarely is clear as to how exactly poop ends up on anyone's floor. The 14 women vying to be Flav's new main squeeze had gotten through the first elimination ceremony and "gathered 'round your man" after a brief party. Then they all started to smell something rotten, and the next thing you know there's a turd on the ground (which, in a rare classy moment, VH1 did not show on camera). The second episode didn't answer the questions about the turd, but Somethin' (who's 200 pounds if she's an ounce) said she was glad she had shat on the floor because it made her stand out. This is just one of the many examples of the absolute lunacy that has taken place on "The Flavor of Love" since it premiered in January.

