Monday, Sept. 18,2006 10:26 p.m.
There are a couple of things about Bloomington's pizza industry that we just don't understand. Don't get us wrong; We're not complaining about what this town has to offer. We just want to address a few peculiarities. First on our list: Hey, Pizza Express, what's the link between condoms and pizza? Our only possible explanation is that the condoms are used as gloves when they run out. Perhaps soaring latex prices forced Pizza Express to cut costs and the part of the glove that covers the palm. The mental image of a pizza-maker with five condoms on his or her fingers spreading cheese and sauce around does not necessarily make us crave pizza, but ignorance is bliss, right?