We're so vain
We bet you think this column is about you, don't you? Don't you? If you're reading this (and you're not Koko the gorilla), we'd be willing to bet you're a human being, a Homo sapien. One of several billion identical members of a species with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Congratulations. With this in mind, what makes you (or us) any more special than anyone else? Not a thing.

