Uncle Sam's rolling on dubs
The U.S. Army is rolling through the 'hood, offering candy-coated dreams of ice cream and secret fun like a dirty old man in a wood-paneled station wagon. "Just hop in," he says to you and your comrades. But just before a less-thoughtful buddy grabs Mr. Trench Coat's door handle, you flee the scene because you know there's nothing more suspicious than a "generous" old white guy cruising the 'hood (or the barrio, for that matter).

