So, after reading the review for the new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movie in Weekend magazine (“New ‘Turtle’ movie sucks,” March 29), I have this to say: The author doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Granted, the movie was a bit of a let-down for all the hard-core “TMNT’ fans, but not in any of the ways he mentioned in his review. Let me explain: Like all good things in entertainment, “TMNT” started out as a graphic novel, by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. It was a dirty, grimy, dark and bloody graphic novel about four turtles seeking revenge for their aged master. There is a two-page spread of the heroes-in-a-half shell blazing a bloody trail through the Foot clan to reach Shredder ... so they can kill him. Leo splits open some random Foot ninja’s face, Donny crushes another’s head, Raphael stabs two in the stomach and Mikey bashes one unlucky Foot ninja’s brains out.
Those, my friends, are the Ninja Turtles.
So, I will tell you where the new movie failed and where it shone. I liked the darkness, and I liked the art, both calling back to a time when the Ninja Turtles kicked ass. It could have been much darker. I would have liked it better had the movie rated at least a PG-13. Let’s face it, Leo uses katanas! The overall story line was rather weak, but didn’t matter as much as the underlying story of Raphael and Leo (which has always been a huge part of “TMNT” as a whole). I liked the attention but felt like there could have been more.
Oh, and Casey – while I liked his relationship with Raphael, what happened to the hockey-mask-wearing psychopath we know and love? They softened him up a ton for this movie.
I wouldn’t give the movie itself an F, because it is not a complete failure. The art is beautiful, they’re at least reaching for the turtles’ original forms and the nostalgia factor is definitely there. They just shouldn’t have tried to make it more “hip” or acceptable to the “younger audience.” When I went to see it, there wasn’t a person in the theater under 20.
My point is, yeah, it wasn’t as good as it could have been, but blame that on the right reasons. Overall, I give it a C. Good effort, but not quite there yet.
Mike Horsley
Sophomore