'Titans': Spawn of Satan
I think I know how NBC's new prime time soap opera, "Titans," (8 p.m. Wednesday) came to be. God was having a nice chat with Satan when the conversation turned to one of Lucifer's most diabolical creations: Soap operas. Then God asked the Devil, "Do you know Jeff Schogol?" "The TV columnist?" Mephistopheles asked.

