Happy Birthday Mom
When my mom turned 45, I told her she was halfway to 90. When she turned 48, I told her, "Nice job, you are halfway to 96." Today she turns 50, and I could be original and say, "Way to go, you're half a century old." Instead, I'm going to say, "Congratulations." The more I think about it, the more she should be praised for what she's been through in her 50 years.

