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Two 'Train's pass in the night

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Everyone surely wishes they were someone else at some point. In a world where no one is easily satisfied, maybe you could imagine yourself inhabiting someone else's existence. Maybe you would just want to do this for a day or so to see what it's like. Maybe you would like to make it permanent.


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Moore shows us 'How to Don't'

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My biggest question walking out of this movie was "How to Deal" with the fact that I just wasted 101 minutes of my life. "How to Deal" is the story of an oversexed high school girl played by Mandy Moore (what a surprise!) going through tragedy after tragedy all the while trying to figure out how to fall in love. Now, we've all been through the tormenting adolescence of high school, but is it necessary to drive the topic into the ground with yet another crappy teen movie?


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Atkinson plays Bean, no wait, Johnny English

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Johnny English is Bean. Well, not exactly. While technically "Johnny English" is a different movie, and though he talks more, Rowan Atkinson plays relatively the same part as always.


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Blood and Guts: Fans celebrate excess of gore

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An intrepid hero runs down a dirt lane, past the dilapidated country house and finally reaches the old mill. Suddenly an oozing, flesh bare hand shoots out of the rotten wood and grabs the hero by the neck. Struggling to remain conscious, he pulls an overly large handgun from his holster and fires repeatedly into the mill, with any luck filling the arm's owner with life threatening holes. As the hero empties his pistol, the zombie lurches out and begins gnawing on the man's neck.

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For once the title says it all

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This movie attempts to be an intriguing and suspenseful mystery thriller but fails miserably. Hell, it's more than that: it's a hot, steaming pile of pretentious crap. Bogged down by wooden acting, stilted direction and a poor script, this movie makes me wonder why anyone in their right mind would want to pay money to watch it. All the movie does is start with a basic story and then keeps adding plot twists and turns until it turns into a mindless piece of trash.


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Mismatched 'Knights' kick, punch and mug their way home

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It's been a while since a good action comedy came out, and by god, this is one of them. Jackie Chan returns as Chon Wang in this sequel to "Shanghai Noon" with his buddy Roy O'Bannon played by Owen Wilson. Wang is living happily as the sheriff of Carson City, Nev., when he is informed of his father's murder by a scheming British Lord (Aiden Gillen).


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Down home with the Handsome Family

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Here in the bipolar ward if you shower you get a gold star, but I'm not going far till the Haldol kicks in-until then, until then-I'm strapped to this fucking twin bed and I won't get any cookies or tea till I stop quoting Nietzsche and brush my teeth and comb my hair. Days pass slow in slippers and robe, but my ghost still bangs on the roof like John the Baptist in the rain while the nurses play Crazy Eights.


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Do I need help?

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As primarily a music critic for Weekend, I have come to realize that listening to more and more music tests your convictions and the certainty of your beliefs. My most memorable trip to the dark side was that Trapt record that polluted my Eustachian tubes, and now I cannot even give it away. Literally. Nobody wants it. Furthermore, I think I left that Har Mar Superstar record by the side of the road. I just abandoned it. It was my only choice.


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Cadavers, Ferraris, big guns, bigger egos

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"Bad Boys II" is the biggest, dumbest, loudest, fastest and freakiest thrill ride of the summer. For many, this might be a turnoff, for yours truly, it's a blessing, albeit a slightly mixed one.


The Indiana Daily Student

Do I need help?

·

As primarily a music critic for Weekend, I have come to realize that listening to more and more music tests your convictions and the certainty of your beliefs. My most memorable trip to the dark side was that Trapt record that polluted my Eustachian tubes, and now I cannot even give it away. Literally. Nobody wants it. Furthermore, I think I left that Har Mar Superstar record by the side of the road. I just abandoned it. It was my only choice.


The Indiana Daily Student

Blood and Guts: Fans celebrate excess of gore

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An intrepid hero runs down a dirt lane, past the dilapidated country house and finally reaches the old mill. Suddenly an oozing, flesh bare hand shoots out of the rotten wood and grabs the hero by the neck. Struggling to remain conscious, he pulls an overly large handgun from his holster and fires repeatedly into the mill, with any luck filling the arm's owner with life threatening holes. As the hero empties his pistol, the zombie lurches out and begins gnawing on the man's neck.


The Indiana Daily Student

Mismatched 'Knights' kick, punch and mug their way home

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It's been a while since a good action comedy came out, and by god, this is one of them. Jackie Chan returns as Chon Wang in this sequel to "Shanghai Noon" with his buddy Roy O'Bannon played by Owen Wilson. Wang is living happily as the sheriff of Carson City, Nev., when he is informed of his father's murder by a scheming British Lord (Aiden Gillen).



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Vendetta Red's screaming is a howl

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Anybody who listens to enough rock knows that a good scream doesn't come from the throat but rather the heart. Somebody needs to tell Vendetta Red. The Seattle fivesome has referred to its style as "screamo," a style of emo where the vocal-ese from frontman Zach Davidson breaks off from crooning in the verses to the occasional scream, especially in the choruses.


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These songs have been 'Used' before

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Clearly we have entered a new era in music distribution. So rampant is electronic file sharing that we now have The Used's Maybe Memories. From a band standpoint, this album isn't a watershed but rather a symbol for how to treat one's fans. From a fan standpoint, you might feel you need this in order to recommit.


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Moore shows us 'How to Don't'

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My biggest question walking out of this movie was "How to Deal" with the fact that I just wasted 101 minutes of my life. "How to Deal" is the story of an oversexed high school girl played by Mandy Moore (what a surprise!) going through tragedy after tragedy all the while trying to figure out how to fall in love. Now, we've all been through the tormenting adolescence of high school, but is it necessary to drive the topic into the ground with yet another crappy teen movie?


The Indiana Daily Student

Down home with the Handsome Family

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Here in the bipolar ward if you shower you get a gold star, but I'm not going far till the Haldol kicks in-until then, until then-I'm strapped to this fucking twin bed and I won't get any cookies or tea till I stop quoting Nietzsche and brush my teeth and comb my hair. Days pass slow in slippers and robe, but my ghost still bangs on the roof like John the Baptist in the rain while the nurses play Crazy Eights.


The Indiana Daily Student

Cadavers, Ferraris, big guns, bigger egos

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"Bad Boys II" is the biggest, dumbest, loudest, fastest and freakiest thrill ride of the summer. For many, this might be a turnoff, for yours truly, it's a blessing, albeit a slightly mixed one.


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Losing your head in a fast food joint

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From fast food workstyle roots, Ugly Duckling whips its collective job experience up into a "Meatshake" for the alternative rap group's newest release, Taste the Secret. A chunky puree of concept and random tunes, the album is too disorienting and fails to hit the spectacular plot line of a Prince Paul album. The main story is about the fast food joint "Meatshake," provider of liquid meat, its blockhead workers and customers and the veggie shop across the street, headed by an airy yippie.


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Mya mixes R&Band porn

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I'm sure that I have healthy sexual attitudes, but Mya's album managed to make me blush even when I was by myself. Of course, this is the standard coming out party for our nation's overprotected young divas. On her third album, Mya intermittently explains that she really is not that innocent and describes (in great detail) how and with whom she's having sex.