Gary Condit and Chandra Levy. I can tell you everything you'd ever want to know about popular California Congressman Gary Condit and his intern-turned-lover that is now mysteriously missing. In fact, I've heard those two names so many times that for a while I turned off the TV if the subject came up. If I needed to, I could turn to news anchor and Democratic strategist Dan Rather, who decided that the "CBS Evening News" wouldn't cover the story. As a news junkie, I couldn't keep this up for very long. Political news is like bread and water for me; it's part of my survival. Besides, it would be a very long summer if I didn't learn to take interest in this story.
So when I finally felt like I could stomach more news on missing intern Chandra Levy, pundits started comparing it to the "Clinton scandal" (as if there was just one), and I nearly fell over. Someone sent an e-mail to Fox News' "The O'Reilly Factor" and summed up the position of many pundits. She wrote, "The Clinton saga was all about sex. The Gary Condit story is also about sex. I don't care about their sex lives, so stop covering it."