Breasts don't leave ocular scar tissue
Houston, we have a wardrobe malfunction." And now, CBS has a problem. MTV has a problem. The National Football League has a problem. The Federal Communications Commission has a problem. And of course, the American Family Association has a problem. The logic is simple. Premise: There was a breast on network television. Conclusion: The world is going to hell. Frankly, I think the worst we can expect is a 10-day stint in limbo for this one.

