Toxic car smell
Everything fun is bad for you. Smoking, drinking, eating sticks of butter -- it's all a health risk. People are always doing research and whining about it. Environmentalists are the worst about nagging. "Don't start forest fires," they say. "Don't steal endangered sea turtle eggs." Can't I have any fun? Since they discovered laughter causes cancer and puppies give everyone typhoid fever, the only things left on the list of safe activities are eating graham crackers and watching reruns of "The Golden Girls."






