Everybody spills
Oops, I spilled on myself -- again. By the time you read this, I might have spilled thousands of food items all over my clothes. In the course of a day, I can spill an entire list of things on myself, including nacho cheese, maple syrup, Salisbury steak, Chanel No. 5, and two-thirds of an iced venti mocha chai machiatto frappuccino with an extra shot of albino koala tears.

