Tom Sweeney: Targeted ads are amazing. Instagram learned that I follow both Shawn Mendes and Troye Sivan and stopped showing me lame videos of straight couples making out for Bumble.
Bryce Greene: Chalk should be abolished in classrooms.
Emma Getz: Martin Scorsese was right when he said that Marvel movies are the death of art.
Anne Anderson: We should all be intensely afraid of how likely President Donald Trump's reelection is because the Democratic party wants to enlist literally 60,000 people to run, and no one can agree on one set of values.
Max Sandefer: Ratoncito Pérez, the Hispanic tooth rat, is the superior tooth collector and better than the tooth fairy.
Jonah Hyatt: Trump will not be impeached given the current circumstances. Even if a vote on impeachment miraculously clears the House with a simple majority, it will surely not pass with a two-thirds majority in the Republican majority Senate.
Carson Henley: A cinnamon bagel is a pastry more than it is a bagel.
Ian Nowlin: Like in Australia, the U.S. needs to adopt mandatory voting to fight the apathy among American voters.
Ezra Engels: The IU art school and media school should be consolidated.
