No hard drugs

Two years ago as a freshman -- bright eyed, bushy tailed and ready to begin my wholesome education -- I strolled into my philosophy discussion with an open mind, ready to learn from my "more than capable" and "morally sound" assistant instructor. To begin the course, our humble teacher decided to get to know us better. So he inquired about what we kids were doing for fun those days. We bombarded him with talk of bars, bowling and other bull, and finally someone returned the question: What do you do for fun? His response:\n"Lots and lots of drugs."\nThe conversation that ensued involved speeches about cocaine and "hardcore smack." \nIt has taken me a good amount of time to figure out what to make of my AI's blunt statement in that first discussion section so many days ago. But thanks to recent news, I think I can finally sift through my thoughts and string them together coherently.\nTo my former AI: Dude, get a new hobby. And students shouldn't follow his example regarding hard drugs. There are plenty of other activities that are both mind-altering and available that are a lot more legal -- or, at least, a lot safer.\nFor example, when a survey was conducted of 7,600 Indiana college students, it was found that 45 percent binge drink. So getting a designated driver and goin' out to join the crowd may be beneficial, especially if it keeps you from shooting up. I know it may seem like a lot of people drink just to be part of a group, but here's to those who, when asked, "If everyone else was jumping off a bridge would you jump too?" respond enthusiastically, "Someone's jumping off a bridge?! I'm there!"\nOr you might hang out with the Alpha Epsilon Phi women and fly higher than a Chicago kite (windy city -- get it?). The Indiana Daily Student reported that three students were cited for either marijuana possession or paraphernalia earlier this week. Obviously someone knows how to have a good time without hard drugs. It could be a good alternative to hard drugs to make friends with them, chill out, partake in that kind of activity and maybe even get yours. It would probably be a good idea not to set off the fire alarm though. \nNot only would it be a good idea to avoid hard drugs, it's probably the most practical course of action given the recent bust in Bloomington. On Thursday, IDS reports indicated that 33 grams of cocaine were removed from the streets after the Bloomington Police Department made three arrests in relation to a traffic stop. Leave it to the BPD to force those of you with drug habits into consumption of lesser evils. I commend them for doing so.\nLet me reiterate that some things are just plain dumb, and staying away from them is the best option. Have fun, but don't kill yourself. And if you're considering doing something hardcore, put down the needle, and pick up the phone. Drinks are on me!