My brain is huge. It is massive. It makes all other brains seem puny in comparison… at least that is what the gelatinous professor blob has told me after a little bit of practice at "Big Brain Academy," the long awaited (by which I mean two months) sequel to "Brain Age."\n"Big Brain Academy" is a collection of mini games that center on five supposed parts of the brain. The mini games include math problems, spatial puzzles and even a hectic game of connect the dots. Once you have had time to practice these mini games, you can take a test which will give you a grade and brain type, as well as an estimated brain weight (I am a music composer with a 1693g brain and scored an A-).\nThe idea is that by playing these brainy games, you will actually increase your intelligence. Well I am not sure if that is true, but I do know that if you play it long enough you will get a massive headache. Yet still, through that debilitating migraine you will want to continue playing.\nThat is the most surprising thing about this game, it is remarkably addictive. Within a half an hour you will go from slight interest, to dancing around the room in celebration of your math prowess. Once I uttered the words "In your face times tables," I knew it was time for a little break.\nI think the reason that it is able to so completely keep your attention, despite being about math, is because it is so damn hard. I always thought of myself as a smart guy, at least I did before I realized how bad I was at rudimentary addition. For some reason when I try to figure out what "eighteen plus seventeen equals" my brain turns to mush and I start drooling all over my DS. \nThere is also a multiplayer mode. As I understand it, it is supposed to be pretty great. Unfortunately, I was unable to convince any of my friends that getting drunk and playing connect the dots on a touch screen would be a fun way to spend a night. Bottom line: Big Brain Academy is a very fun game, and for under $20 it is well worth the money.
The Nintendo DS proves Math is fun
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