Little 'rhyme or reason' to column

In response to Ryan Phillips' "Plenty of gripes on ugly night" (Indiana Daily Student, Wednesday): I'm going to put this in terms that you will understand. Dude, your writing stinks. My 17-year-old has better sentence structure and a more organized thought process than you do. Your story about the Hawkeyes beating IU was the writing equivalent of a tennis match. You bounced around from subject to subject with no rhyme or reason.\nListen, don't be hatin' because your team simply sucks. Maybe you should attend the world-renowned Iowa Writers Workshop where several well-known writers around the world have started their careers to hone your writing skills. Or would it be below your standards to attend a "back up" school?