No sex please, we're Texans
All right girls, all together now, stick your heads in the sand. One. Two. Three. Go!" Plop! "Hey," a garbled voice shouts. "It's dark down here. I can't see what's going on!" "Very true dear, but what you can't see can't hurt you. Blissful ignorance is much better than looking around and learning what really happens in life. Now just stay down here until you are 65 and can handle the world."

