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'Empire' squanders serious potential

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Arenas Entertainment is the new Universal production company that is aimed primarily at a Latino audience. I don't have a Latin bone in my white-boy body, but even I feel a little offended when the first film from Arenas is such a ham-handed morality tale that smacks of cliché and stereotypes that squander serious potential for an excellent film. "Empire," the new film from Arenas, is little less than a crumbling kingdom that is defeated by its own vices and devices. John Leguizamo plays self-ascribed "street pharmacist" Vic Rosa, a Latino drug dealer working in the South Bronx. Vic is a self-made man, one who sees himself as the street-wise Rockefeller or Bill Gates. When introduced to young Wall-Street guru Jack (Peter Sarsgaard), Vic decides it's time to go legit, laundering his money through the Market in hopes of coming out clean and starting over. If you've ever once, in your entire life, seen a movie where a man tries to simply run away from his past and start all over, you should know exactly where this film is going. Franc. (notice the trendy twist with the period!) Reyes both wrote and directed 'Empire.' My advice to Franc. should he have to pick between the two: go for directing. Visually and stylistically, 'Empire' is rich in color and fluid camera shots. Granted, a lot of the time the film feels like the love-child of Santana and Snoop-Dogg, but it fits the world in which it comes from. What should have fit that world, but instead becomes biting self-parody, is the ridiculously brassy Latino score from Reuben Blades. Blades's soundtrack manages to turn the tired stereotype of Latin passion into nothing short of sheer laughable melodrama, more than once sinking 'Empire' like a soggy soap-opera.


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Extreme-sports flick does a face-plant

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"Extreme Ops" is a movie about a film crew of extreme-sports enthusiasts filming a commercial in the Austrian Alps. They stay at the top of a mountain in a not-yet-finished resort. Also inhabiting this resort is Slobodan Pavle, a Serbian terrorist who was thought to have been killed in a plane crash. While trying to film the terrorist's girlfriend getting undressed, the snowboarders accidentally film Pavle as well. The terrorists discover this and try to kill the film crew. A chase ensues, with the crew jumping out of a cable car and skiing down the mountain pursued by a helicopter.


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Dance troupe gives fall studio concert

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The African-American Dance Company and special guests will be holding its annual Fall Studio Concert at 7:30 p.m. tonight in Alumni Hall in the Indiana Memorial Union. The dance concert was scheduled for Dec. 5, but it was postponed because of a flooding problem in Willkie Auditorium.


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Surprise! Schneider plays a loser

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Rob Schneider plays a loser. Always, in all of his movies, Schneider is a loser, and "The Hot Chick" is no exception. Only differing in each movie is what kind of loser he is. In "The Hot Chick," Schneider plays Jessica Spencer, whose body, due to magical earrings, was switched with a lowly street criminal. Now the one-time prom queen candidate/head cheerleader is getting a lesson in humility by looking like an ugly man. In order to get her body back, Jessica must now apologize and befriend those people she has hurt over the years. Jessica must also help her parents get back together, win the cheerleading competition and help her friends with boy troubles.

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Webmail users face long delays

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Many IU students and faculty are experiencing frustration when attempting to access their e-mail messages through the Webmail system. They are enduring several problems that don't seem to be the fault of the user. Entire address books being erased, e-mails not being sent and inability to access Webmail accounts are commonplace.


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Guns, guns, guns, guns - and guns

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Go see this movie right now. Stop reading this article and go to the theater to see this movie. You can read this review later, it'll be here, but "Bowling for Columbine" may not be in town for long. So go see it while you can, and then come back to this review. OK, now that we have all seen this amazing documentary, we all know how hilarious, dramatic, shocking and informative this film really is. Rarely does a film come out to the mainstream audience that is this powerful.


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DeNiro, Crystal flounder in lame gangster sequel

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I don't like mob movies. Alleged classics like "The Godfather" and "Goodfellas" glorify organized crime and make heroes out of the lowest scum of the earth. I also don't like sequels. Very few movies have been so good that they warrant a second installment, yet the money-grubbing makers of many of the films that don't usually unleash unspeakable suffering on gullible filmgoers by putting out sequels that are scarier than Eugene Levy's back. So when I walked into the theater to see "Analyze That," the movie already had two strikes against it. Its forerunner, "Analyze This," was funny because it successfully poked fun at the Mafia, an organization that deserves more scorn and ridicule than Christina Aguilera. Could the ever-overrated Robert DeNiro and Oscar-hosting schlep Billy Crystal work miracles again?


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Teter's Thursday Fun (beside porn)

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This semester, Thursday nights are known for more than just professional wrestling and Must See TV. Thanks to a free EA Sports promotion, students have been flocking to the Teter Informal Lounge to take part in video game tournaments. Contestants compete not only for prizes, which include free games, T-shirts and ultimately, a Playstation 2, but also bragging rights. "This is the group EA is hoping to market to," says Brent Coyle, IU's EA Sports representative. "They're all college students, most of them own Playstations already and they have the money to spend on games like this." While the event is primarily an advertisement for EA's line of sports games, which include football, hockey and baseball, among others, the participants don't seem to mind. The tournament has allowed gamers to compete against a variety of contestants. Donald Eldridge, a freshman, has attended the tournament every week since it began earlier this semester.


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On the 17th Floor

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Four times now in the last three months, you could drive by the Bluebird, see a line down the street and hear fabulous hip-hop and R&B beats blaring out the front door. It isn't 15-cent draft night, and it isn't the radio playing. The 17th Floor has made a quick impact on IU students and packs the house every time it plays. "We saw the line down the block last time we were here and wondered if they were giving out free beer or something," jokes Greg Thompson, the band's bass player, keyboardist and background vocalist.


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Detective Nancy Drew returns to TV

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LOS ANGELES -- Maggie Lawson believes she was born to play Nancy Drew. It would sound corny coming from anyone other than the ebullient Lawson, a Louisville, Ky., native who unapologetically admits she sees the good in everything.



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The last fine performance of the semester

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Tuesday evening the IU Philharmonic Orchestra staged its last concert of the semester. As expected, it was another fine show. I wouldn't venture to call it spectacular or earth-shattering, but it definitely was a pleasant listening experience.


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Extreme-sports flick does a face-plant

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"Extreme Ops" is a movie about a film crew of extreme-sports enthusiasts filming a commercial in the Austrian Alps. They stay at the top of a mountain in a not-yet-finished resort. Also inhabiting this resort is Slobodan Pavle, a Serbian terrorist who was thought to have been killed in a plane crash. While trying to film the terrorist's girlfriend getting undressed, the snowboarders accidentally film Pavle as well. The terrorists discover this and try to kill the film crew. A chase ensues, with the crew jumping out of a cable car and skiing down the mountain pursued by a helicopter.


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Guns, guns, guns, guns - and guns

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Go see this movie right now. Stop reading this article and go to the theater to see this movie. You can read this review later, it'll be here, but "Bowling for Columbine" may not be in town for long. So go see it while you can, and then come back to this review. OK, now that we have all seen this amazing documentary, we all know how hilarious, dramatic, shocking and informative this film really is. Rarely does a film come out to the mainstream audience that is this powerful.


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Fourth version more than a kid's game

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"Mario Party 4" is essentialy a board game played with Gamecube contollers. Playable with all the colorful characters in the Mario world, the new version features five "Party" boards and hundreds of mini-games. Players roll the dice and try to find the elusive star on each board. While doing this, players land on squares that transport them to mini-games to earn coins as well as bragging rights. The mini-games range from individual snowball fights to team rowboat racing. It is almost essential to play this game with human opponents, and because of this, four Weekend reviewers went head to head to battle it out, as well as review the ins and outs of this popular game. Their ratings will range from 1-100 gold coins, with 100 be the best.


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Roots at their best as a live band

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A few months ago, the Roots played a blistering set at Summer Stages, the Indianapolis music festival. The intense, high-energy show proved that, at its best, modern hip hop is not just a studio phenomenon. It also showed that the Roots are perhaps the premier practitioners of honest-to-goodness live hip hop, a band that does not depend on producers and studio tricks to display its greatness. While they tried admirably, the Roots fail to capture that live magic on their oft-delayed, highly anticipated latest studio release, Phrenology. Named after a long-discredited and often-racist brand of science that attempted to measure mental ability through the study of the shape and irregularities of the skull, the album presents the band members trying to match the brilliance of 1999's Things Fall Apart. Phrenology features a few changes to the group's line-up after the recent, tension-filled departure of rapper Malik B. and the arrival of rock guitarist Ben Kenney. With its latest release, the band has produced a sprawling, intensely personal work containing several hits but also a few misses.


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DeNiro, Crystal flounder in lame gangster sequel

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I don't like mob movies. Alleged classics like "The Godfather" and "Goodfellas" glorify organized crime and make heroes out of the lowest scum of the earth. I also don't like sequels. Very few movies have been so good that they warrant a second installment, yet the money-grubbing makers of many of the films that don't usually unleash unspeakable suffering on gullible filmgoers by putting out sequels that are scarier than Eugene Levy's back. So when I walked into the theater to see "Analyze That," the movie already had two strikes against it. Its forerunner, "Analyze This," was funny because it successfully poked fun at the Mafia, an organization that deserves more scorn and ridicule than Christina Aguilera. Could the ever-overrated Robert DeNiro and Oscar-hosting schlep Billy Crystal work miracles again?


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And the beat goes on...

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There is rhythm in everything we do. With day-to-day walking, talking, traffic, noise, sound and music, rhythms surround us whether we notice them or not. But there are some people around campus who are always aware of these beats and use them to their advantage. Drummers of local bands internalize the natural sounds of Bloomington to inspire their art, the music. Drummers are responsible for setting the pace and rounding out the sounds of songs their bands are working to create. Producing original music and generating the respect of music fans and students alike are the goals of Dan Hirons (Blue Moon Revue), Rory Sandhage (Laborious Clef) and Justin Shaw and Ben Handel (the drummer and percussionist team of Run of the Mill). Hirons, Sandhage, Handel and Shaw were drawn to the drums for different reasons, yet their passions for the music are similar. Hirons began his career with the drums when his father gave him a snare drum six years ago. It was then that he knew he was a drummer and wanted to develop as a musician. Sandhage also began playing on the drums when his dad purchased a drum set for him to play, beginning Sandhage's self-described obsession with the drums. Handel got an early start on the drums as well, when in the third grade he and his brother started the Toxic Twinkies.


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Sniffing glue, watching movies

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What did you do this year? It was a big year for a lot of things, but movies shined brightest in this year full of big blockbusters, sequels, prequels and even small independent flicks. It used to be a big deal when a film made $100 million. Nowadays it seems that if a film does not reach this mark, it is unsuccessful. Especially since if a film made $104 million this year, it still was only the 21st-highest-grossing film. That's right, 21 movies this year have already cracked triple-digits, and it's not over yet. Seven of the top 20 films are still in theaters, and there's still half a month left, which will be filled with other huge movies, like, say, "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers." But were all of these movies really worth seeing, and is it a good thing that "Scooby-Doo" grossed $151 million? It is good to see a lot of people enjoying movies, but are we really seeing good movies? To be honest, I have not seen eight of these 21 films, but that is because there is no need to see some of these flicks because I know right now that I will be wasting my money on some crappy acting and an even crappier plot.


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Singing prowess not about lung power

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I wish I could sing. If there was a musical genie out there who would give me one musical wish, it would be to sing. After all, it seems to be the most natural musical talent. Either you can sing or you can't. The recent ascension of Lucifer to the throne of singing, a.k.a. "American Idol's" Kelly Clarkson -- and by throne, I mean the dumper -- shows, though, that our standards for singing in pop music are completely out of whack. What was so funny about "American Idol" (besides judge Simon Cowell's scandalous, in-your-face rebukes) was the earnestness and self-delusional behavior of the contestants. We have officially become a society without much of a clue.