Cruise control
It's standard operating procedure. Whenever I see an opening to overtake another vehicle at high speed, my exhilaration gets the better of me. Having put this talent to good use recently, the fact that I wasn't on the Autobahn escaped my mind just long enough for me to glimpse red and blue lights in my rear-view mirror. "Hey, old boy, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?" "More often than you realize, sir." The state trooper took my insouciance regarding traffic laws better than I had anticipated. I noticed a slight grin as he quipped, "Oh, you're some kind of adrenaline nut, huh?" "I prefer the term 'adventurer.'" I hoped the pithy comeback would spare me a citation. It did not.

