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An open invitation from his Purpleness

No matter how often the media poke fun at his bizarre and reclusive lifestyle or how many times Dave Chappelle ranks on his quirky, sexual purpleness, Prince is still one hell of a talented musician. Which is why listening to 3121, the newest addition to the artist formally known as the artist formally known as Prince's repertoire, is so disappointing. Following in the footsteps of 2004's Musicology, a highly successful, but fairly mediocre album, Prince attempts to return to the '80s synth-pop rhythms and sounds that made him exclaim, "Baby I'm a star," and mixes things up with a bit of hip-hop and Latin instrumental flavor.

Who let this dog out?

If you make out with your spouse who's trapped in an animal's body, is it still considered beastiality? Apparently not in this update of the old Disney "Shaggy Dog" films. Tim Allen plays a busy father too obsessed with his career as a Los Angeles deputy District Attorney to be concerned with his wife ("Sex and the City's" Kristin Davis), son (Disney slave Spencer Breslin) and daughter (an overacting and annoying Zena Grey). But faith intervenes when a genetically altered canine bites Allen, transforming him into a dog and allowing him to see the errors of his ways.

Jones' directorial debut a masterpiece

Open upon a town right on the border of Texas and Mexico. Nothing much ever happens here aside from the daily affairs of the Border Patrol, whose job it is to prevent illegal immigrants from crossing into America. Somehow, a man named Melquiades Estrada (a paranoid but content Julio Cedillo) crosses that border and with it comes a warm friendship and ranching job from Pete Perkins (Tommy Lee Jones looking old and weathered).

Best to stay away

It's official. The video game industry has taken the entertainment industry by storm. Video games have always been successful by themselves, but now with the release of "Stay Alive," a film which revolves around one, it seems this fad is getting ridiculous. The film is about an underground horror video game of the same name that causes one to die the same death as in the game. After the death of three friends, some fellow gamers decide to commemorate their friends' untimely deaths by playing the game they played right before they died.

This ain't no ordinary heist

When I sat down to watch "Inside Man," I was more interested in seeing if director Spike Lee could pull off a bank heist movie about race, gender and other social issues than the story itself. Cause, you know, he's Spike Lee, and that's what he does. He makes movies about social issues. I tend to think he's hit or miss; often morally ambiguous, his movies and characters are fully human, faults and credits to their names.

NEW: Mark Cuban on Sampson

IDS Sports Editor Matt Mattucci talked by e-mail with Mark Cuban, billionaire IU alumnus and owner of the NBA's Dallas Mavericks. Cuban offered some of his thoughts on IU's newest hire: On picking Sampson: "I love it. It's a brilliant choice." On IU fans' reactions: "I don't know how people will respond, but they should love it. He can coach. He can recruit. He knows how to win."

For weeks, Hoosier fans, players and alumni have begged for answers regarding the new men's basketball coach. Tuesday afternoon, nearly five weeks after Mike Davis' resignation, IU nation received a response: Kelvin Sampson.

Sampson's resume

New Hoosier coach has lengthy list of postseason accolades and Big 12 conference milestones:

The reactions

Freshman Ben Allen's laptop became the center of attention at the men's basketball study table Tuesday afternoon, as several members of the team crowded together to read an ESPN.com article saying Oklahoma's Kelvin Sampson would be their next coach.

Graduate students plan morning protest

Graduate students looking to fight a significant increase in health care costs will take their views to the Sample Gates this morning, as part of a rally the Graduate Employee Organization organized.

Illegal immigration debate comes to IU

The United States could potentially have 12 million new felons or 12 million new citizens, depending on two sets of immigration reform legislation in the U.S. House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate.

Hoosiers bring age-old martial art to IU campus

Judo has been around for hundreds of years since its development in 17th-century Japan. Now the martial art is entering its 42nd year at IU. The Hoosiers started a judo club in 1964, flourishing in the 1970s under U.S. Olympic coach Dan Phytila and producing numerous national and regional champions.

Hoosiers prepare for final Big Ten tune-up at Butler

The IU baseball team travels to Indianapolis to face Butler University today with the momentum of a three-game win streak behind it, after sweeping the University of Hartford. The sweep marked the Hoosiers' first home games of the season.

IU guy? Try OU instead

Yesterday was a tough one for me. I never thought it would happen, but I banked my reputation on something and I was sorely disappointed. It makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it, but I guess I need to be a man and face the facts. So here it goes -- I was wr- ... Wow, this is a lot harder than you'd think. I was not ri- ... OK, OK -- just give me a second here.

Hoosiers explode into Big Ten season

With just one doubleheader left before the start of the Big Ten schedule, members of the IU softball team feel like they've done everything they can to prepare for it.

TREASURE!

TREASURE! -- Dora the Explorer (right, kneeling) and her friends investigate the treasure chest that holds all of their party supplies. But just around the corner are the Pirate Piggies with a plan to steal the treasure chest. Dora's Pirate Adventure is showing at the IU Auditorium through tonight.

How the Internet jumped the shark

Do you remember the television show "Punky Brewster?" Have you ever wondered what it would be like if good ol' Punky grew up and became a doctor, only to be forced to come to terms with the death of her old neighbor Betty Johnson?

Glass slipper

Novelist Jack London once said, "You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."

Let's get this one right

If only we were all as sensible as Bill O'Reilly.

Faking the grade

Remember the time you were sitting in algebra class and couldn't quite remember the formula for finding slope? While your teacher checked her e-mail, you ever so graciously tilted your head and glanced over at your neighbor's paper. M equals rise over run. Of course.