White girls with microbraids and violet-eyed brothas with blonde hair -- it was like Soul Train meets TRL, right there in the middle of Wal-Mart's toy section.
And if you're wondering whatever happened to Sisqo -- he's been secretly kidnapped and cloned, along with Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake.
Or at least, that's become my theory since seeing Happy D, Kiyoni Brown, Liam, P.Bo, Tika and Tre, in standard B-boy stance, patiently waiting to be purchased by some good-intentioned soccer mom hoping to spoon feed her 10-year-old a taste of manufactured multiculturalism.