Each week, our writers have thoughts that don't ever quite made it to columnhood. Read on for our hot takes.
Anne Anderson: Every time something in my life goes wrong, like my sink being clogged for the third time in a week, I just have to thank God that at least I’m not in the military.
Elsbeth Sanders: Class should be cancelled when it’s over 80 degrees because I hate sweating.
Matthew Waterman: Hot takes are overrated.
Jack Palmer: References in media to other media are neither funny nor interesting and are distracting when overused.
Carson Henley: With an endowment of over $2 billion, IU should have thicker toilet paper.
Emma Getz: Mr. Darcy of "Pride and Prejudice" is just the male version of a manic pixie dream girl.
Ethan Smith: James Cameron's "Titanic" will never be cheesy or overrated.



