Making an ‘Office’ party feels nothing like work

Whether so awkward it makes you want to cringe or so hilarious you pee your pants laughing, “The Office” is a show ripe with humor – and party-planning ideas.

Begin with an extensive party-planning committee. There should be a lengthy discussion about streamer colors but keep in mind, green is whorish.

Invitations shall be made out of Post-it notes or legal pad paper.

Office attire is not just recommended, but required. However, if anyone would like to dress as a volunteer sheriff’s deputy, they must make it known that they volunteer at the sheriff’s department and attempt to stop any underage drinking that is happening. No exceptions.

Food should include appetizers from either Chili’s or Hooters. Office supplies suspended in Jello are a must. Jello shots with edible miniature supplies, like paper clips made out of licorice, are also acceptable.

Create your own Office Olympics. Re-enact Jim’s creation with coffee mug races and paper box snowshoe racing – better known as Flonkerton – or create your own.

Designate someone to say “that’s what she said” after anything that sounds even remotely sexual.

Create a montage of your favorite “Office” moments and play them throughout the night. Take a page out of Jim and Pam’s book and take turns making up fictional diseases. Sit in a circle naming diseases and explaining their symptoms. Jello shots may be in order for the first person who cannot come up with one.

At the end of the night host your own Dundee Awards. The more ridiculous the award, the better.