Are we in high school?

OK guys, time to dish. Get your popcorn and your toenail polish ready because I have some super big news. The IUSA Supreme Court just voted, and the Kirkwood ticket is out! They have been replaced by the Big Red ticket. This is great news to me because I totally know someone on the Big Red ticket from my math class last year. So, yeah. \nOK, I know that summer vacation is coming up, but I’m going to say these things now because I’m gonna be spending my summer at horseback riding camp and I’ll be having so much fun that I’ll forget! I was thinking, and I have some great ideas for cool changes that Big Red could make happen next year. I passed them a note in class about it, but I thought I’d better tell all you guys, too. You are all like, my BFFs. Seriously. No, seriously! \nAnywayz ...\nI was really thinking that we could get some new vending machines in the cafeteria. And I know that the principal said last year during the convocation that we had to try to be healthier and eat vegetables at lunch or whatever, but I don’t think that’s fair. First, vegetables are gross and everyone knows it. Second, if I am going to stay awake during shop class (btw, have you seen the way the teacher’s belly hangs over his shirt sometimes!? Gag me!!!), I am going to need some sugar in me. OK? New vending machines are definitely in order. Can I get a motion to ... pass, er, something? Whatever!\nSecond, passing periods (ew I said “period” LOL) are not long enough! Sometimes I have to go all the way from one end of the building to the other, and because the passing periods are so short I can’t even stop at my locker. So I have to carry all my books for two classes at once, and I have to go two hours without checking my lip gloss. A change is sooo necessary. \nThird, I really think the prom theme for next year should be Hollywood/Night at the Red Carpet (either title could work). I’m sorry, but last year’s “Jungle” theme was NOT working. And yeah, I was there because I was totally dating a junior at the time! Ahh! But anywayz guys, Hollywood would be great because we could wear, like, super cool dresses and there could be cameras flashing when we come in or something. I just think it’d be really kewl. \nSo, I mean, hopefully the Big Red ticket will step it up (Did you see “Step Up 2”? It was awesome!) and make some significant changes this year. I think the ones I’ve mentioned are definitely necessary and will make the school a way better place. And remember, we’ve gotta make the most of things because in a couple years when we go to college there won’t be any use for student government – oh, wait, are we ... what? Omg I’m confused. Uh, anywayz ...