Television has gotten a bad rap. Often parents, professors and critics (like me) blame the old boob tube (or better yet, Joan Rivers) for a majority of the world's problems.
Sure, people are dumb, but this isn't a new concept. Just look at the first incarnation of man -- a bunch of Neanderthals scratching their hairy butts, drawing pictures of big-breasted women on cave walls (the equivalent to prehistoric television) and fighting amongst one another. Unfortunately, not a whole lot's changed -- just walk down Frat Row on a Friday or Saturday night.
But you can't honestly blame TV for our own sordid peculiarities. For many of us the television served as a third parent -- you had Mom, Dad and Sony. And while many of you have already blamed the 'rents for your numerous idiosyncrasies, don't go blaming the TV -- you'll just need to deal with the fact that you're a tweaked little wiener. Television has gotten worlds better since we were kids, and in many cases, it even supplants cinema in terms of sheer entertainment value nowadays.