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Welcome to the Sandler zone

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Adam Sandler was one of the funniest comedians of the '90s in this critic's humble opinion. The new millennium hasn't been nearly as kind to him, what with the turd-like trifecta of "Little Nicky," "Mr. Deeds" and "Anger Management." Smartly, he's ditching his newly-found Jimmy Stewart-lite persona to embrace the juvenilia of past works. A return to the crude comedy records that helped cement his raunchy rep is an ideal forum to do so. Sadly, Shh…Don't Tell isn't up to snuff with the filthy funnies of yore. Sandler succeeds most when combining comedy with music. The latest disc doesn't do this as often as previous efforts -- only seven of the album's 20 tracks are songs, the remainder being skits of varying success. Tunes ranging from the cockney-themed masturbation ode "The Amazing Willy Wanker," the Eminem and Dr. Dre knockoff/parody "The Mayor of Pussytown," the euro-trash bush trimming tale "Secret," the seriocomic "Best Friend," the Springsteen by way of smut sounds of "Mr. I Do and the Doo Doos" and Sandler's touching, tickling tribute to his late father, "Stan the Man," all elicit laughs and a modicum of musical respect. The remaining song, "The Mule Sessions" begins by riffing on the Beastie Boys' "Sure Shot" (poorly) and ventures into a series of lame-brained rhyme schemes. Essentially, it's worthless. Much of Shhh…Don't Tell is likely to offend listeners, whether via homophobia or sexism. But it's these moments, vulgar though they may be, that make this record funny. Dicier material is certainly preferable to the safe stupidity of skits (four in total) involving an accident-prone elder named Pibb. Good, but not great, Shhh has a few laughs and little more.



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Hyper retroactive

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In the ongoing procession of events that lead me to believe I don't know what the hell is going on anymore, VH1 has successfully wrapped the most recently completed decade in a shroud of accelerated nostalgia.


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Old Man Bar Rat's ode to B-town bars

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Man, oh man. It's about that time for me. Come next week I'll officially have graduated (assuming I can talk my stat teacher into a little "bump" on my midterm).


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Demon gives 'Hell' on DVD

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Following what seems to be a common trend, Guillermo del Toro ("Blade II," "Mimic") brings yet another comic book to the big screen.



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Bargain price for a blockbuster game

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ESPN NFL 2K5" is yet another quality foray into the pro football genre from Sega, and for less than 20 bucks you can own a football game that is both fun to play and has unbelievable graphics.


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It's morning again

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Sick of lo-fi, Brit rock trios whose albums are found on every Spin "You Should Own This" list?


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Some new members, same old sound

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It's funny to call this a sophomore album to Tell All Your Friends; for the reason that Taking Back Sunday is an almost completely new band what with the adding and dropping of members.


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Short, but not too sweet

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I hate punk that's positive. Which is good in this case, because there's hardly anything uplifting on this album at all.


The Indiana Daily Student

Welcome to the Sandler zone

·

Adam Sandler was one of the funniest comedians of the '90s in this critic's humble opinion. The new millennium hasn't been nearly as kind to him, what with the turd-like trifecta of "Little Nicky," "Mr. Deeds" and "Anger Management." Smartly, he's ditching his newly-found Jimmy Stewart-lite persona to embrace the juvenilia of past works. A return to the crude comedy records that helped cement his raunchy rep is an ideal forum to do so. Sadly, Shh…Don't Tell isn't up to snuff with the filthy funnies of yore. Sandler succeeds most when combining comedy with music. The latest disc doesn't do this as often as previous efforts -- only seven of the album's 20 tracks are songs, the remainder being skits of varying success. Tunes ranging from the cockney-themed masturbation ode "The Amazing Willy Wanker," the Eminem and Dr. Dre knockoff/parody "The Mayor of Pussytown," the euro-trash bush trimming tale "Secret," the seriocomic "Best Friend," the Springsteen by way of smut sounds of "Mr. I Do and the Doo Doos" and Sandler's touching, tickling tribute to his late father, "Stan the Man," all elicit laughs and a modicum of musical respect. The remaining song, "The Mule Sessions" begins by riffing on the Beastie Boys' "Sure Shot" (poorly) and ventures into a series of lame-brained rhyme schemes. Essentially, it's worthless. Much of Shhh…Don't Tell is likely to offend listeners, whether via homophobia or sexism. But it's these moments, vulgar though they may be, that make this record funny. Dicier material is certainly preferable to the safe stupidity of skits (four in total) involving an accident-prone elder named Pibb. Good, but not great, Shhh has a few laughs and little more.




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Scott takes on Bayh in senatorial race

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Sitting in the lobby of the Indiana Memorial Union, Marvin Scott, eloquently spoke about the last few months on the campaign trail. Scott, who is the Republican Party candidate running for the Indiana Senatorial seat, is up against the Democratic incumbent Sen. Evan Bayh. "I have had life experiences that have prepared me for the Senate seat," Scott said. "I have been a consultant for Gulf Oil and I have traveled six of the world's seven continents. I have also traveled all over South America." Scott has been to all 92 counties in Indiana in the last 17 months and has driven 74,000 miles in the last year. He has run for office unsuccessfully four previous times. He ran for the U.S House of Representatives in 1994 against Andy Jacobs and in 2000 against Julia Carson. In 1996 and 1998, his name was in the running at the state Republican convention but did not make the nomination.


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Rowing coach embraces sport's growth

Steve Peterson, a 1996 Olympian in the lightweight double scull, is starting his second year as the IU women's rowing coach. Peterson became only the second coach in IU rowing history after leaving a similar post at George Washington University. IU will host the Big Ten women's rowing championships on Lake Lemon April 30, 2005. Indiana Daily Student: For women new to rowing, what kind of athletic background might improve their chances of success on the IU crew team?


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Research a game in itself

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As IU fans cheer on Hoosier athletes competing in Athens, they also might applaud two faculty members from the Department of Kinesiology in IU's School of Health, Physical Education and Recreation.


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Bar owner gives back to community

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When most people think of Kilroy's on Kirkwood and Kilroy's Sports Bar, they may envision cool pitchers of beer, colorful mixed drinks and a festive atmosphere. What many people may not realize, however, is that the woman behind these two Bloomington landmarks is more than just a business owner. "This is a family run business of more than 30 years," said Linda Prall, owner of Kilroy's on Kirkwood, Kilroy's Sports Bar and Kilroy's Rib Shack. "But we also try to be good citizens."


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High hopes bowl over DiNardo

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CHICAGO -- It has been 11 years since IU football fans watched the Hoosiers play in a bowl game. Coach Gerry DiNardo's goal for 2004 is to not make the fans wait any longer. "You want to play in the postseason," DiNardo stated at Big Ten Media Day in Chicago. "Our goals will never change -- have a winning season and win a bowl."