Don't drink the water
OK, so there's really no hope for the Bears making the playoffs this year. In fact, they may not win more than three games this entire season. But let's forget about that purely idiotic prediction I made weeks ago and address the current issues at hand. Somebody has obviously slipped something into the NFL's water recently because things just aren't going as anybody predicted they would. This past week alone some of the most bizarre things took place on and off the field that have spawned the following --

