'Swimfan' drowns in mediocrity
Did you see the trailer for "Swimfan?" Well, if you did, then you've already seen the movie. Actually, as it turns out, you've seen an entirely more entertaining version of this pathetic teen "Fatal Attraction" rip-off. Really. While the 84-minute film (the filmmakers somehow actually believed it deserved to be that long) seemed to have an identity crisis, the two-and-a-half-minute trailer managed to fit every single plot element into a nice little bite-size package that posed no serious threat to your valuable time.

