I think I received the following e-mail by mistake. I'm not sure what to make of it.
To: The Grand High Council of the Illuminati
From: Agent 237, Washington D.C. Branch
Subject: Progress Report on Latest Efforts at World Domination
Most Excellent Illuminated Ones,
I am pleased to report that our latest undertaking is proceeding well, despite its accidental exposure Jan. 28 by C/Net www.news.com..
In the U.S. Congress, the bipartisan Joint Committee on Taxation has suggested that the government consider imposing a three percent tax on "'all data communications services to end users,' including broadband; dial-up; fiber; cable modems; cellular; and DSL links." Thanks to our congressional operatives' diabolical genius, this tax on the Internet would be an extension of an over 100-year-old "luxury" tax on telephones, originally created to pay for the Spanish American War. Ha! At last, our vengeance for the loss of Guam!