I'm broke!
Christ on crutches, haven’t you trustees taken enough from me? You told me this would be the most rewarding experience of my life, so I put my whole life on hold for you, and now look at me. I’m eating Ramen noodles out of an old recycled beer-pong cup. The label is so faded that I don’t even know which pizza company delivered it. For all I know it was here when I moved in. If it weren’t my last fully intact dish I would have burned it for warmth last week.




