The toxic Texan's revenge
Today the U.S. government will begin prosecution for one of the most grievous crimes committed in recent memory -- sailor-mongering. What? You've never heard of sailor-mongering? That's because the last time someone was prosecuted for it was in 1890, according to Reuters. Today, however, the Bush administration will take the organization Greenpeace to trial in federal district court in Miami for sailor-mongering.

