Dearly beloved fantasy nation,
The first quarter of this year's season hasn't depraved us of excitement and wonder, thrills and animosity, worry and triumph; all the necessary makings to inspire confidence, or to rip it all away. I, for one, have made good use of my kleenex box during the first three weeks of Matt Forte's 2009 season. No touchdowns for the first round pick up until that point (oops). I could have perhaps gained a few pounds when Anthony Gonzalez dropped to the ground, clutching his knee, after running one step without contact on a play he wasn't being used in (epitome of pathetic).
But it hasn't been all tears and tubs of ice cream. Who would've known that a 12th round pick in Steve Smith (not Steve Smith) could have landed any team the best WR in football to date!? And it wasn't exactly common knowledge that Joe Flacco would have more points than Drew Brees through the first four weeks either! But some surprises aren't reserved for special occasions.
It isn't all over yet, however. Don't make room for that trophy on your mantle just because your team is 4-0; and likewise, don't admit to your girlfriend that fantasy football is a waste of time just because your team is 0-4! The season has a lot of surprises left in store; and if you are diligent with the waiver wire, creative with trades, or at least aware of the bye-weeks, you aren't dead yet. Remember that fantasy football can be summed up as a contest for who can stay online the longest. If someone drops Anthony Gonzalez, don't put it beneath you to throw away Nate Washington for the Colts' true 2nd WR. And "game-time decision" doesn't just mean set him in and hope for the best; you have to check 20 minutes before game time and make sure of his status.
People, this isn't rocket science; it's more important! This is your fantasy team! What happens over the next 12 weeks will determine whether you are the one sitting on the couch in a dark room with a noose in your hands, or the one bragging to all the women who will listen to another championship tale. Remember, women like a man with accomplishments more than that big dumb jerk with an 8-pack (how is that even possible!?), and men like a woman who likes fantasy football! So see you in the winner's circle as we sip champagne from our championship trophies and gaze at the fireworks, even if it is just a fantasy.
You owe me one,
Robb Jacobson
The Fantasy Sage
