Take note Fantasy Sports Nation,
I am The Fantasy Sage, and I am here to save the grieving souls who howl in a cold shower every Christmas at another wasted fantasy season. The broken, beaten, and misfortune plagued need no longer suffer the ridiculous, yet clinging trash spoken by confident competition after a crushing defeat in the fantasy playoffs.
Indiana University has long waited the day where its student body may uncast itself from the fantasy shadows and stand among the elite, the confident, the champions. This section will not only restore confidence within all vessels fortunate enough to have picked up the newspaper, but will also provide the edge necessary to break the barrier of ordinary, move past the realm of extraordinary, and into the fantasy kingdom of fantasy kings.
During each week, I will tackle the most pressing issues from the NFL and break down their fantasy significance. I will divulge the rising and/or falling stock of key players and teams. I will make the unclear obvious; I will open the sealed doors to effective news; I will deliver the desperate to the Fantasy Promised Land beside a gold trophy and the reverential gaze of neighboring champions. This is your ticket to scuff at the jocks, the popular, and all the naysayers who have stricken down your pride time and time again.
The time is nigh, and you will become a Champion again ... even if it is just a fantasy.
You're welcome,
Robb Jacobson
The Fantasy Sage
