Each week, our writers have thoughts that never make it to columnhood. Read on for our hot takes.
Matthew Waterman: You aren't a true Bloomingtonian if you pronounce the "a" in Aver's Pizza like the "a" in "apple." It's "AY-vers."
Anne Anderson: Hobo Johnson is just a version of La Dispute for 2000s babies.
Elsbeth Sanders: Lego video games and farming simulators are the only good video games.
Ethan Smith: Despite his terrible utilitarian ideas, Jeremy Bentham deserves to be studied simply for his covert gay rights advocacy.
Emma Getz: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa is changing the TV world forever with his two masterpieces "Riverdale" and "The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina."
Alvaro Michael: Razor is a better scooter than Bird.
Jack Palmer: History is hilarious if you don't think about the moral implications.
Ezra Engels: Cake donuts are better than yeast-risen donuts.
Julian Epp: There's no such thing as objectivity.
Carson Henley: Don't sit in the front of the lecture hall if you're going to talk the whole time.
Madelyn Powers: The electric scooters should be called Dodos since they are flightless birds.
