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Wednesday, Dec. 11
The Indiana Daily Student

The Worst-Case Scenario

Reality Check

Just remember: yes, it could be better, but be glad it’s not worse. Consider the following hypothetical and reflect on how good your day actually is — maybe.

If you’re reading this, you’re alive. Congratulations.

  • You find out that you can’t graduate for three more years. Last year was your senior year.
  • Your significant other of one year cheats on you, takes your dog and never comes back.
  • You run out of meal points.
  • Don’t worry, only three months to go.
  • You discover your professor has decided to distribute a pop exam. It's worth 50 percent of your final grade.
  • Your car gets ticketed and towed.

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