The liberal code word

Liberals, progressives and leftists, beware!

The gig, it seems, is up. No one is exactly sure how, but sometime early last week a conservative free-enterprise think tank in Michigan discovered the liberal code word: Maddow.

The think tank, the Mackinac Center For Public Policy, filed a request using Michigan’s version of the Freedom of Information Act to receive the emails of all labor studies professors at state universities who have used the word “Maddow” (the last name of left-of-center MSNBC host Rachel Maddow) in their emails.

This of course means they have discovered that liberals use the word Maddow not only to remind themselves of the six core liberal morals, but as a code word to indicate a line of communication that includes their secret plans for the New World Order.

The use of the code word Maddow by liberals dates all the way back to the early 1890s, predating even the birth of Rachel Maddow herself (a prophecy of sorts). In 1891, the first nonmilitary federal prisons were built. Liberals, at the time, were planning to use these prisons to round up all conservatives with life sentences so that the plan for the New World Order could resume as scheduled. The plan was foiled, but
liberals were unperturbed.

They decided that to prevent their plans from being discovered in the future, they should choose a code word so that liberals could identify themselves and know they were passing secrets to a comrade and not a conservative. The code word they chose, Maddow, is an acronym for the six core liberal morals.

They are: Machine rule, Anarchy, Destruction, Division, Opticon and Women’s rights.

These six morals guide all liberal policies and inform the great doctrine of class warfare. For 100 years, liberals guarded this code word with their lives.

They must be extremely troubled to learn that the conservative think tank in Michigan now has access to emails that could potentially contain key points in the massive national liberal plot for a New World Order starting in America and the moving to the rest of the world. As such, we propose a change to the code word (to be determined at our next top secret meeting at our usual top secret location).