"The Primaries"

'The Real World: White House'
“This is the true story ... of potential presidential candidates picked to live in the White House ... working against each other and having their lives taped ... to find out what happens when Republicans stop being polite ... and start getting real ... ‘The Real World.’”

Government Television (GTV) presents the latest season of “The Real World,” and it’s sure to be the best season yet. Can playboy Newt stay away from sweetheart Sarah when she’s in the hot tub? What are those mysterious noises coming out of Michelle’s room at night? How does Jimmy feel about not paying rent for a few months? Tune in for White House drama like you’ve never seen
before.


'Republican Idol'
Fox’s hit reality television show is taking cues from the network news and leaning toward the right this season. GOP candidates will sing their hearts out in attempt to impress a panel of judges including Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Randy Jackson.

The first round of auditions will undoubtedly shock and entertain the nation with outrageous song selection and possibly a visit from auto-tune witchcraft sensation, Christine O’Donnell.

Contestants that make it past this stage and earn their ticket to Washington will later compete for the ultimate prize, the Republican nomination for the 2012 presidential election.

'Jersey Shore'
After being extraordinarily renditioned during their trip to Italy, the cast of “Jersey Shore” are missing. Luckily for MTV’s producers, the Republican presidential primary is approaching and a RNC strapped for cash has volunteered the candidates to fill in on the hit television series. Here’s a sneak peak:  

Mike Huckabee is filling in as the self-proclaimed mama’s boy and entertainer Vinny. Newt Gingrich will be replacing the big old teddy bear Ronny, who never seems to be able to stop his relationship with his girlfriend from interfering with all the sex he has with random women. Sarah Palin is switching out with the lovable but dumb as a brick Snooki. Mitt Romney’s filling in for Pauly D, who graciously left his tubs of hair gel at the house for him to use. Haley Barbour replaces the new girl Deena, and the cast of the shore house will have to keep just as close an eye to make sure no racial epithets are slurred. Michele Bachmann is the crazy bitch JWWOW, and Donald Trump, for obvious reasons, will be filling the role of Mike “The Situation.” He’s got a catch phrase in his name for God’s sake.