Party like NYC’s most popular socialites

Although you may not have a “Van” in front of your last name, you can still party like a true New York socialite.

To start off, be sure to send all party invitations by text message. If any proposed guests don’t have cell phones, they don’t belong at this party.

All attendees should dress in their Sunday best – and that means all of it. Over-accessorizing is optimum styling for this occasion.

Girls, put on your headbands and bracelets. Guys, throw on those scarves and blazers.

To decorate, a few key items will help set the mood. A chandelier could really make the entire party, and a wall-sized mural of New York City would also be a nice touch. The more extravagant, the better.

Once guests arrive, everyone should refer to themselves and any other party-goers by the first letter of their first name.

However, speaking isn’t always necessary, as texting isn’t rude – it’s expected. Think of it as an updated version of the telephone game you used to play in kindergarten.

Your drink of choice must be top-notch at this party. If you’re not up to the martini challenge, just fake it, because image is everything.

Beer is strictly forbidden.

If you follow the tips above, you’ll have a scandalous time and might just end up on a NYC gossip blog – or at least Facebook.