Doctor up the ‘House’ premiere

It’s time to get your diagnosis on as “House” approaches its sixth season. The premiere is Sept. 21, and a party to properly honor the dawning of the new season needs a few things.

For attire, it’s easy to dress like House – just wear a dark blazer, button-up shirt or T-shirt, dark jeans and Nike Shox. Guys should also try not to shave to honor House’s perpetual five o’clock shadow.

For girls, a skirt and a flattering top will help you channel your inner Cuddy. Both sexes could easily use scrubs or lab coats as sufficient substitutes as well.

Music is a must at any party, and “House” has a good soundtrack. Any playlist should definitely include Massive Attack, who composed the show’s theme, and “MMMBop” by Hanson, which is House’s ringtone.

Simply search for more “House”-related songs online, but these are a must.
Decor is usually pretty bland at a hospital, so options are limited. However, House and the team always sit at a long table and use a standing white board for their diagnoses – two items that are easily obtainable.

Since Vicodin doesn’t work for everyone like it does for House, white jelly beans or white M&M’s are a better option to imitate House’s habit. You might also want to use old, empty prescription pill bottles as shot glasses, but make sure to fill them with bourbon, House’s favorite drink.

Season six will hopefully be high-quality, and these ideas can make its premiere even more enjoyable.