IUSA Corvette runs over issues

Wow, a sweepstakes election! Now voting will feel like being part of a game show or getting a free lottery ticket. Voting will matter because I could win a new car. Maybe IUSA should address the issue of poor voter turnout by motivating people to care about the issues instead of dangling a carrot that sidesteps having to talk about the issues at all? Hmm. If I win the car, how will I pay the taxes? Why don't they just give each person who votes a couple dollars? It would cost the same amount!