Each week, our writers have thoughts and opinions that never make it to columnhood. Read on for our hot takes.
Alvaro Michael: Centenarians should be allowed to play with Legos. Right now the age range is only 4-99.
Anne Anderson: Stop putting marshmallows on top of sweet potatoes. It's not right.
Jack Palmer: IU needs to make all incoming freshmen take a mandatory eight-week course on how to go to the bathroom without destroying it.
Elsbeth Sanders: IU also needs a test for whether or not you can microwave popcorn without burning it. If you fail, you don’t get a microwave.
Ezra Engels: Traveling abroad is a nice privilege, but it is not a substitute for a personality.
Julian Epp: Tax the rich.
Carson Henley: Liking a Republican's picture on Instagram is an act of bipartisanship.
Emma Getz: "Bohemian Rhapsody" is just a flashy studio film that does not properly honor the legacy of Freddie Mercury.
Matthew Waterman: Canvas is the new Vine.
