Make Bloomington punk again. — Dylan Moore
While I find the kookiness of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau having two bosses semi-amusing, Leandra English is the rightful director. — Maggie Eickhoff
Being a sports fan in Indiana comes with the same heartbreak and disappointment as a traditional breakup. — Anne Anderson
Don't celebrate the despotic British monarch for diversity. — Lucas Robinson
Randy Jackson is the grandfather of our generation. Don't ask me how or why, he just is. — Carmen Carigan
Team France should have been named honorary winners of the 1904 Summer Olympics. — Ethan Smith
Applying to graduate school is just an excuse for the programs to have their egos stroked, their pockets lined and for them to be picky. — Miranda Garbaciak
Writer extraordinaire Meg Cabot is the best thing to have come out of Bloomington. I don’t care what any “Breaking Away” fans have to say. — Julia Bourkland
Fantasy and other genre fiction are just as valuable and intellectual as literary fiction. — Emma Getz
John Lennon is that stoner guy at the party who talks about wanting to change the world but actually just wants to smoke weed all the time. See also: his and Yoko's bed-in. — Neeta Patwari
"Calvin and Hobbes" is without a doubt the best serial comic. Love you, Bill Watterson. — Josh Hoffer
Puns are the superior form of humor. — Maddy Klein
