What is the worst trend in music?

Acts like Never Shout Never are ruining music. This one-man, Beatles-wannabe, pop-garbage act that postures as artsy folk on “What Is Love” is some of the worst music ever recorded on the dime of a major label.

Christofer Ingle, the barely-past-puberty guy behind the terrible name, has one of the whiniest, most annoying voices backed up by atrocious lyrics. “Can’t Stand It” is an ode to a girl who is just “super-duper cute” and plods along to an elementary school-style beat.

In fact, that’s really all this music is. It’s written for people who are still learning how to do long division and written by a person who should have spent more time doing math than thinking he could have a music career.

At least with Disney products or other tween-appealing artists, we all know where they’re coming from. But this son of a bitch pretends to be a real artist, someone who pens real songs. Too bad he’s worse than just about any pre-packaged artist ever forced down our throats. Do not listen to this.