Top Ten

After watching Hannity’s “Top Ten Reasons Not to Vote for Barack (Hussein) Obama”, I was inspired to write about how it touched and enlightened me.

By the end of the program I was ready to shut it off (there were just too many facts to take in for one night), but remained on the edge of my seat waiting for the No. 1 reason I should not vote Obama.

Turns out, it’s his inexperience. Luckily, this was followed with a hearty listing of John McCain’s experience. Well, not his executive experience, he doesn’t have any of that, but his experience with realtors and car salesmen: the real America.

His experience in the big government he complains about. His experience which is seemingly proportional to Obama’s, in regards to age and years in office.

Some might say it’s amazing that John McCain doesn’t have to pay for this kind of air time. Lucky for him, there’s FOX News Network. Too bad for that shady Obama character, he has to buy time for himself.

So after a night of wholesome television, I knelt beside my bed, ready to dream of Sarah Palin, and said my prayers, “Thank you God for this reporting. Thank you God for John McCain.”

And on that note, “Thank you God for George Bush.”

Stephen Hammoor
IU freshman