Poor substitute for porn

Wow, when I first picked up "The Guy Game" I thought it looked promising. I mean, it combined two of my favorite things -- video games and topless women. The cover promises the hottest girls on spring break flashing their stuff for the cameras. But after playing the game for a week I've come to the conclusion that this is one of the worst games I've ever played. Let me set the scenario for you.\nYou go through a round of answering trivia questions similar to a Trivial Pursuit game. The girl's breasts are covered with an animated sign sporting the title of the game. While you answer the questions, the "hottie" on the screen is asked the same question, and if she gets it right she does nothing, but if she gets it wrong, she lifts her shirt and shows her stuff. But wait! I'm sure right now you're thinking, "Sweet, all I have to do is answer some stupid question and I get to see some tits." Not true! Some of the questions are really hard, such as, "How many particles make up a mole?" I'm not in any kind of science class, so how the hell am I going to know? \nAs you get questions right or wrong, you earn money, and as you earn more money the level at which you can see the girl's jugs improves. By the second level, the girl's breasts are just blurred out with pixels, and again you must answer more questions to advance to the third level during which the girl's breasts are completely bare. That is the basic game play.\nWithin the game there are various other games that can be played other than the actual trivia game itself. In my mind, this game is too much work to justify. If you want to see a lot better-looking girls, then just go buy some porn. It will cost you less, and it will take a lot less work to see a girl naked.