From a stolen cat to an assault reported by Chuck Norris, a few odd crimes were reported to the Bloomington Police Department this week. All of the following accounts were collected from BPD:
Stolen Cat
A woman reported someone she knew stole two sweaters, a 5,000 volt taser and a cat. The victim and the accused met the next day to exchange sweaters and photos that were not originally reported.
Man Tells Cop He’s Chuck Norris
A simple assault left one man with a swollen cheek. A second man listed as Chuck Norris, age unknown, reported a man he knew put him in a headlock, which caused a seizure.
Woman Vandalizes Home and Destroys Clock Stereo
A man reported a woman kicked his door, threw construction material through another door and broke a clock-stereo in his home.
Lindsay Moore
