Each week, our writers have thoughts and opinions that never make it to columnhood. Read on for our hot takes.
Ethan Smith: Theresa May invented modern dance.
Jack Palmer: Audiobooks are the best way to read.
Alvaro Michael: I can't wait to start reading "Infinite Jest."
Matthew Waterman: Distilled water is the new Four Loko.
Elsbeth Sanders: Mayonnaise is the superior French fry condiment.
Anne Anderson: If you’re not black, stop retweeting tweets with the n-word in them. Just because you didn’t type it out doesn’t mean you can use it. Those tweets are not for white people to interact with.
Julian Epp: One hundred companies are responsible for over 70 percent of carbon emissions, so just recycling won't stop climate change.
Madelyn Powers: David Rubenstein looks like a mix between Steve Martin, Stanley Tucci and Michael Lerner.
Carson Henley: Taking your backpack in the stall with you is gross.
Emma Getz: Any list of top albums of 2018 that doesn't include Janelle Monáe's "Dirty Computer" is useless.
Emily Shaffer: Fabricated diversity through racial and gender quotas is just as bad as a lack of diversity.
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